| Ancient Story Behind Ankit-Birth It is about some years before (when चवन्नी भी अपनी मौसी अठन्नी के साथ आती थी)…God (Brahma ji) was busy in somewhere while a new-born mosquito came up & touched His ear and (aur kya, machchhar कान में क्या करता है ये भी बताना पड़ेगा)… In the same moment, After solving sums & Quadratic equations 'Narad Ji' came to His Father(haan ji, वो Brahma ji के son हैं) and said confusingly, “The day after tomorrow is the third day of mine and I am quite unaware of ‘Rational-Expression’. Help me in solving my ‘co-ordinate’ and ‘physical chemistry’ problems, there is my pre-board in March and if I couldn’t secure good grades then how will I got seat in IIT-धर्मलोक” Brahma ji (क्रोधित स्वर में )- “don’t disturb me and go to your mom. Narad Muni- Father, Mom is giving tuitions to Einstein, Brahma ji (being polite)- Some times what we see is not necessary to be Truth. That is nothing but False or just an illusion.Tum Zcinema पे शनिवार की रात Amitabh के साथ नहीं देखते kya? Narad Muni- तात !(father), that time I do download torrentz movies for my friends. Brahma ji (irritating)- Whatever, but don’t create obstacle in my construction work. Narad Muni remain continue on his ‘Quadratic equations’ To make his son in silent mode Brahma ji thought a trap. Brahma ji- Look son, I am creating a guy today for a Divine project. You wanna do it by self…it’s a golden opportunity for you. Narad Muni jumped at this proposal. But, didn’t want to show immediately that’s why nodded his head in negation sound. Brahma ji- तुम्हारी आखों में हाँ aur चेहरे पे ना है, और शशि kapoor कहता है मेरे पास माँ है …Now advertise खत्म , Asking lastime. (To seem that it’s going beyond hope) Narad Muni said- why not, but please let it be between you and Me otherwise Mom would shout on helping “U” Brahma ji said frequently- Deal, but what do u mean, “Helping me”? Narad Muni- परमपिता !, thanks for this opportunity. And pop, I was just kidding…chill…who can help you! Brahma ji given His tools and got disappear. I THINK U ALL HAVE GOTTEN SOME MOOD OR IDEA OF THE REST STORY… Narad Muni was curious for using Generator-Tools. As a newbie (नौसिखिया), He started touching all the tools and suddenly came across to Gray-Discharge-Tube at the bottom. He threw away it to seen it useless and a stain (spoiler of Generator-tool’s Brightness). He used all the Top-Level-Quality-Solution to make his First creation fantastic and in the other term to impress his father. He poured all Quality-Solutions inside the Generator-Tool and pressed on the switch. It started gathering and mixing together. Now the solution was about to come down but its bottom was open, since the bottom-Tube had been removed. Narad Muni realized His mistake and made apologize-Face. He was not ready to face this emergency but decided to deal with circumstances. To safe the existence of his First creation He used his full hand in the place of ‘Tube’ but couldn’t receive full Quality-solution,rest gone vain unfortunately. Narad Muni put the remain Quality-Solution in Shape-Pot and performed final touch. Now, Narad Muni shouted as loud as he could, “Father, now this creature has fully prepared and available to be public (to sent on Earth). Brahma ji (the omniscient )- son, Bhramma ji given this GuY, a boon of Bright-Life... This way the “GuY” (with restrict-Solution) came on Earth near the holy So, it was the story behind his Birth...! |
èBio D.O.B. (see the sun)- 27th of Oct Name (संबोधन)- Ankit aka Abhinav or just Abhi School Name- Radheshyam Jaishwal (nahi jante aap, tab thik hai) Found of- 1> Visiting of house of Destiny home- (who is ‘C’ destiny now?) 2> Not to say here…! 3> Pillu (a secret cheat-code, not of GTA but of Great Television Adultism and method of Go Take n Aao) 4> Watching Movies at Theaters (with ‘Rishu’) Where is now- in colg Room Whom with Tie the Knot- schedule busy है èVery good in- How to win Friends & influence people. è Has a tendency to ignore the person whom he has proposed any promise…Looks as if he hadn’t see the person and then Aur Wahi as usually wala Dialogue- Oh! Ye tum the kya (Nahi-nahi Atal Bihari Vajpeyi खड़े थे कब से) èApproximately, you may see him Talking related to computer and its gadgets or works… èNow-a-days, Interested in building his self (Physically changes & growth has been started, it means) èDoes enjoy a lot to go Cinema (Z cinema matlab-movie, masti aur magic aaai) è Has a high enthusiasm level- that’s he can’t wait for anything. He wants everything immediately (kisi ki रासायनिक परेशानियों को तो समझा karo) è A midst of all this if I would not praise his amazing hair style then it might be Sunday (Sunday ko ye baal nahi dhota) è He is an awesome actor & fashionable rather his room-mirror might impress on him that he uses again and again in a day è Does like Rajkumar’s dialogue and remixed his(Rajkumar) one dialogue under his(Ankit) tongue as- Jaani jalti ko आग कहते हैं, Cobra ko nag कहते हैं, और जिस आदमी की आप को जरूरत है उसे hazaam कहते hain… è Also a member of our Go-Station-Group. è It’s gonna more than 5Point. Don’t worry, it’s not Chetan Bhagat’s 5Point, we may* break all binds and distractions. (*और हाँ अब ‘may’ की जगह कोई future वाली verb use कर सकते हो, गलत नहीं होगा ...) è Some hidden edibles secrets- -He eats Mithi Sopari and Aamchur-goli -Water is necessary for him before all these sour edibles. -His cough starts after Sour edibles... -Likes Gol-Gappa, not of parties (where it’s freeware) rather of where have to pay pennies. -Jalebi of Gud (dry cakes of molasses) - very famous in winter. è Found of- I-pods, Mobiles, Bikes and Computer (lots of brought and few lost too.)-Mobile ki caller tune weekly change hoti rehti hai…abe koi sahi wali lagana es bar. è Movies are his soul (he goes twice surely in a month). è Had a box full collection of Holly, Bolly and Kollywood (south-hindi dubbed movie) Movies. è Have lots of PC Games too. But 3D ke jamane me sap-sidhi ke game deta hai… è Still downloading AVTAAR’s hindi version at his Village. (Abe,complete kab hogi?) è Favorite Dialogues- Blank Cd/Dvd hai kya? --3 namber chloge --अभी बच्चे हो tum --Pillu pil è Sachin Tendulkar’s Biggest Fan like me. We don’t like to see cricket when Sachin has been gone. (par kya kare, gharwale dekhate hai to aage dekhana pad jata hai) è Favorite Singer- Sonu Nigam (kahi bhaiya ke nam ek hone ki wajh se to pasand nahi…) è A very good advertiser, Hey U can also call him for advertising… (bas sath me me 2logo ki jaroorat padegi)- Mai, Aap aur apna Bagpiper club soda. :) è A fun-loving guy that’s why his most percentage drives are stored with Laughter and comedy. è Very Independent (bas hostel me खाना पकाने को छोडके …uske liye senior par depended hai…) è Always looks as he is busy in something…(abe, ab to apne chehare ka screen saver change kar) è Social, Outgoing, Friendly, so Creative and Attractive. (FB pe friends-list check कर सकते हो और हाँ आज ये 75% Lucky hai- From FB Lucky Box) èNow,Tend to be Physical and Athletic. |
